Director's Cut

Missi Pyle
Herself / Mabel

Penn Jillette
Herbert Blount

Harry Hamlin
Godfrey Winters

Hayes MacArthur
Reed

Lin Shaye
Captain Wheeler

Gilbert Gottfried
Superintendent

Adam Rifkin
Adam Rifkin

Marshall Bell
Moving Company Guy

Nestor Carbonell
Perry

Teller
Rudy Nelson

Dean Cameron
Brian

Bree Olson
Sexy Nurse

Lisa Rinna
Self

Rob Steinberg
Detective Whiteside

Bridey Elliott
Wardrobe Girl

Cokey Falkow
Special Effects Guy

Sophie Dee
Hooker Crowdfunder

Caroline Gayle
Paddle Girl

Diana Terranova
Manson Girl

Gus Langley
Police Officer

Katarina Law
Police Officer

Leslie McKeller
Nurse Twiggy